Sidehoefor iMessage

Your roster.Handled.

The iMessage assistant that remembers every name, every birthday and every excuse you’ve already used, so you can focus on being emotionally unavailable.

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It’s been 11 days. Sidehoe noticed.

Every conversation, sorted by how long you’ve left it. Sidehoe tells you who’s waiting, what they last said, and what a person who cared would say back.

  • Priya9 days Attachment: 1 Image Sidehoe: That was a photo of her dog. It deserved better. Open with sorry.
  • Maya2 days wish me luck tomorrow!! 🏃‍♀️ Sidehoe: Tomorrow was yesterday. Ask how the race went.
  • ChloeToday ok thursday works! 8?
  • JenToday thursday at 8 is perfect
  • Sofia47 days haha yeah Sidehoe: This one’s over. Archived quietly, with dignity.

Remembers everything. So you can keep remembering nothing.

Better than “wyd.”

Sidehoe reads the conversation and drafts replies that sound like you, on a day you got enough sleep.

just got back from the farmers market 🌻
niceYour draft
What did you get? Be specific, I’m judging.Suggested
Save me a peach.Also fine

Who hikes. Who absolutely doesn’t.

Every detail she’s mentioned, filed under her name and nobody else’s.

Priya
Hiking
Yes. Sunrise ones.
Cilantro
Tastes like soap
Dog
Biscuit. Ask about Biscuit.
Your height
6′0″, per you

Jen is not Jess.

Name Guard checks every message against the thread you’re actually in.

Two dinners. One you.

Double-booking detection, before the restaurant finds out.

Thursday1 conflict
Dinner with Chloe8:00 PM · Lucia’s
Dinner with Jen8:00 PM · also Lucia’s

Original thoughts, encouraged.

Sidehoe flags a message when it’s already gone out to the group. There is no group.

good morning ☀️ thinking about you
Sent to 4 people today

Dial it back.

Tone Control rewrites the same reply anywhere from distant to alarming. Try it.

DryChillJust rightEagerSeek help

Knows when to let it go.

After 47 days of silence, Sidehoe archives the thread and says nothing. It recommends you do the same.

47days

Privacy. That’s Sidehoe.

Everything is processed on your device and never leaves it. We don’t want to see it either.

SidehoeYour package has shipped.

Discreet notifications

Every reminder arrives as a shipping update. You order a lot of packages now.

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CalculatorLast opened just now

Stealth icon

On your Home Screen, Sidehoe is a calculator. A working one. We’re not animals.

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Face ID requiredGlance to unlock your roster

Locked to your face

Only you can open it. Handing someone your phone remains, as ever, a risk.3

Which one is right for you?

Sidehoe

For the hobbyist.

Up to 3people remembered
Follow-up remindersDaily summary
Suggested replies10 per day
—Double-booking detection
—Name Guard
Free

Sidehoe Pro

For the overcommitted.

Unlimitedpeople remembered1
Follow-up remindersReal-time, with guilt
Suggested repliesUnlimited
IncludedDouble-booking detection
IncludedName Guard
$9.99/mo.Less than one of the dinners
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Monogamy

The original.

1person remembered
Follow-up remindersKnown as “caring”
Suggested repliesYou’ll figure it out
Not requiredDouble-booking detection
Not requiredName Guard
Pricing variesNo app needed

Coming this fall. Unlike your reply to Priya.

Join the waitlist and we’ll text you when it’s ready. We always text back.2

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